Ziplines Mugs

Beware the Frightening Zip Lions!

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Oh, the amenity!'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'He installed it to counter the ease with which people are granted access into his office.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

Soap Opera

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

The great zucchinis

I can't decide if your recurring dream about the Hindenburg indicates a preoccupation with death or phallic symbols. I was hoping it just indicted a preoccupation with hydrogen-filled zeppelins.

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

Unusual Washing Line

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.

Come in here if you don't like....