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'He installed it to counter the ease with which people are granted access into his office.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Triangle

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'Oh, the amenity!'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'