Bean Advocate Gifts

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Politically Correct Snowperson

View to the Future

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

All Natural Nothing

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

No Mow May

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Heart Disease Menu

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"I dunno...ask him."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"