Bee Advocate Gifts

'Can't we ever talk without you using all those buzzwords?'

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

'We haven't finished pollinating Hyacinths and the Polyanthus are out.'

"Stop making neonic pesticides or we're gonna sting!"

Thud!

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

U.K. allows use of bee-killing pesticide banned in the E.U., post Brexit.

"And just what worthy cause are you collecting pollen for?"

"I dunno...ask him."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"Yeah, the loss of bees is an environmental disaster, especially for those of us who love honey..."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"Our bee population is dropping like flies!"

'I'm not looking forward to retirement: I've been so busy all my life that I'm afraid I'll be bored to tears...'

'Einstein said if the bees die out we'll die out four years later.' 'Ah, what did he know?'

No Mow May

Insecticide killing bees.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

Adapting to global warming.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Honey, I'm home!'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

Please Decorate Our Tree. . . We are too busy.