Soup Skeptics Pillows

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

'This tastes like dishwater.'

'-and not only was my soup COLD - but the fly in it had frostbite!'

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

'You need to reduce your iron intake.'

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'

"I hear farm chickens are pumped with antibiotics."

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

Smelly fish.

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'