Supplement Seeker Gifts

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

Herbal/Hisbal Remedies.

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

"I only use B and C."

'I tied the string around my trunk to remind me to take ginko biloba for my memory.'

'Get one of these down, and you won't have to worry about anything.'

'You need to lay off those calcium supplements.'

"The truth is I owe my good memory to ginkgo biloba."

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Health food shop: 'New for the corporate executive - 'moral fibre' supplements.'

'How long have you been taking these industrial-strength calcium supplements?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

Hipster Coffee

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'