Supplement Sleuth Gifts

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Paranormal A-Z...

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

He looks so natural lying there...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Undercover Biophysicists

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Low Hanging Fruit

Alphabet soup

'Too much Omega 3.'

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

GM Crops Genie.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'