Supplement Sleuth Prints

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Paranormal A-Z...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Alphabet soup

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Low Hanging Fruit

GM Crops Genie.

Undercover Biophysicists

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."