Nutrition Sleuth Gifts

"So, doc, what you're telling me is 'Don't diet like I do, diet like I say.'"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

All Natural Nothing

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Diet considerations.'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Heart Disease Menu

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'