Nutrition Investigator Gifts

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Bottled water has no trans fats.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Shrink

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Have you been eating right?'

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"