Nutrition Investigator Mugs

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Bottled water has no trans fats.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Shrink

No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Have you been eating right?'

We only give him smartwater.