Diet Investigator Mugs

Kickstart their day with a witty mug that celebrates their inner diet detective—perfect for analyzing every sip and keeping their food investigations fueled with humor.

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Perscription Diet

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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'Like death by salad.'

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.' mockup

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

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Critisize your weight.

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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All Natural Nothing

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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!" mockup

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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Secretive Weigh In.

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

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Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.' mockup

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?" mockup

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.' mockup

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

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'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...' mockup

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.' mockup

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.' mockup

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

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'Diet considerations.'

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.' mockup

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains." mockup

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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'Did you fart, sweetie?'

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!' mockup

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

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'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.' mockup

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

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Diet Investigator Mugs Collection

Diet Investigator Pillows

Find cozy pillows that feature clever diet detective themes—great for relaxing after a day of uncovering culinary secrets.

Diet Investigator Prints

Browse our eye-catching prints that celebrate the food detective in style, perfect for decorating their kitchen or dining area.

Diet Investigator T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts that let the diet investigator showcase their fun side and love of food mysteries.