Diet Plan Detective Mugs

Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates their inner detective with a humorous twist on diet and nutrition. Perfect for coffee or tea lovers who love solving food mysteries.

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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!" mockup

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

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'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Not that sort of body building program!' mockup

'Not that sort of body building program!'

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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'Like death by salad.'

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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Critisize your weight.

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.' mockup

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

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Secretive Weigh In.

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?" mockup

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.' mockup

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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'Diet considerations.'

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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.' mockup

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains." mockup

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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Attack of the 'health' foods

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"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time." mockup

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

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Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court). mockup

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

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'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.' mockup

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

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'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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"I can't have anything that's a food." mockup

"I can't have anything that's a food."

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'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?' mockup

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

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'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.' mockup

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

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Diet Plan Detective Mugs Collection

Diet Plan Detective Pillows

Brighten up their living space with a fun and inspiring pillow tailored for diet plan detectives. Comfort meets humor for their favorite nook.

Diet Plan Detective Prints

Decorate their walls with clever prints that capture the essence of a diet plan detective’s spirit. Perfect for adding personality and motivation to any room.

Diet Plan Detective T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the diet enthusiast in your life. Our witty designs make every shirt a conversation starter and a celebration of healthy detective work.