Telekinesis Enthusiasts Gifts

Babette began getting mysterious headaches immediately after breaking up with Vincent.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Sunblock

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Do as many study days as you can."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Spring Cleaning

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'