Telekinesis Enthusiasts Gifts

Babette began getting mysterious headaches immediately after breaking up with Vincent.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

Sunblock

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"I prefer your early pieces."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Do as many study days as you can."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

She was always an introvert.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.