Telekinesis Explorer Gifts

The Paranormal Society...

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Musical Web

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Colours

"You want proof? There's your proof."

The Hybrid

Chemistry Improv Theater

What your guitar says about you.

The Electric Car

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

Violinists.

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."