Telepathic Explorer Gifts

Thank you for calling the after-life...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Nostradamus.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"I have grave news."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

First Annual Psychic Convention

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"Whoa! Where did you say you got this tobacco from, Jake?"

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."