Telepath Gifts

Psychic Dating Hotline

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

First Annual Psychic Convention

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

The indigo children.

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

"It's a message for you from the other side."

Telapathy.

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

Thank you for calling the after-life...

'When you care to 'zen' the very best.'

Telepathy: The reason cats seldom catch birds on the ground.

"This is WYOU the station that broadcasts your thoughts live all day long..."

'This kookaburra he's talking to-they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'

The Doggie Psychic

'Dear facebook friend.'

'We're through, Zena. I'm tired of your mind games!'

'The doctor doesn't actually see patients any more, but you can call his 900 number.'

'Do you believe in telepathy?' 'That's exactly what I was going to ask you.'