Pet Telepath Gifts

'This kookaburra he's talking to-they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Dogs texting each other emojis

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Dog Training.

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

First Annual Psychic Convention

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

'If I am a bad dog, it's because you never took time to teach me right from wrong.'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

Stuff nervous little dogs yap about.

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

Psychic Dating Hotline

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

Say bananas. Why? Just say it. Are you chicken? Oh, fine. Bananas. Pets understand more than we think. Can't … breathe …

The indigo children.

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"Theo, conversation is about talking and listening!"

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

Telepekingesis.