Pet Telepath Mugs

'This kookaburra he's talking to-they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Dogs texting each other emojis

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Dog Training.

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

'If I am a bad dog, it's because you never took time to teach me right from wrong.'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

Stuff nervous little dogs yap about.

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

The indigo children.

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

Psychic Dating Hotline

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"Theo, conversation is about talking and listening!"

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

Telepekingesis.

Thank you for calling the after-life...