Telepathy Enthusiast Mugs

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'Just write your answers. You'll get the questions after the test.'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Psychic diving competition.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Counselling Cash.

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

First Annual Psychic Convention

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

"You like people and people respond to that."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'Oh, don't mind Grandpa - he's just having an acid flashback.'

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

"What can you tell me about my life?"

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

Psychic Dating Hotline

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

The indigo children.

"I find her remarkably attractive."

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."

Love

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

"It's a message for you from the other side."

Telapathy.

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

Psychic news - 'This guy fancies me'.