Telepathy Enthusiast Pillows

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'Just write your answers. You'll get the questions after the test.'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Psychic diving competition.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Counselling Cash.

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"You like people and people respond to that."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

"I find her remarkably attractive."

Psychic Dating Hotline

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

The indigo children.

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

Love

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

Telapathy.

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

"It's a message for you from the other side."

Psychic news - 'This guy fancies me'.

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

"I shot them on an LSD trip back in the sixties."

Thank you for calling the after-life...

'My son calls me every day. He's a telemarketer.'