Telepathy Explorers Pillows

First Annual Psychic Convention

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

A psychic mows the lawn.

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

Codependipity.

Pink Floyd

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

"Whoa! Where did you say you got this tobacco from, Jake?"

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'Let's take this step by step -- first, I want you to recognize each other's right to exist.'

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

Personnel. How are your people skills?

The indigo children.

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

"I think that's enough peyote for one day."

Psychic Dating Hotline

Hippy Smoke Rings.

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

Telapathy.

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

"It's a message for you from the other side."

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

Telepath for Ms Thompson...