Telepathy Curious Pillows

"This is WYOU the station that broadcasts your thoughts live all day long..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

First Annual Psychic Convention

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'Can you do something for my teenage son? He's afraid of hard work.'

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

Psychic Dating Hotline

The indigo children.

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

Telapathy.

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"It's a message for you from the other side."

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

"Don't make the same mistake I did at your age and lock yourself in a chest."

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"