Telepathy Curious Pillows

"This is WYOU the station that broadcasts your thoughts live all day long..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'Can you do something for my teenage son? He's afraid of hard work.'

Psychic Dating Hotline

The indigo children.

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

"Don't make the same mistake I did at your age and lock yourself in a chest."

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"It's a message for you from the other side."

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

Telapathy.

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

Thank you for calling the after-life...

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"