Telepathy Tinkerer Pillows

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'3-D TV Kit'

Filling the Missile Gap

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Fur Baby

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Fixing the TV.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Never marry an engineer."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'I think I found the problem.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Jack, of Jack and the Bean Stalk genetically breeds jumping beans that can be used to jumpstart batteries.

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions