Telepathy Tinkerer Pillows

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'3-D TV Kit'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Filling the Missile Gap

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Fur Baby

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Fixing the TV.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Never marry an engineer."

'I think I found the problem.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Jack, of Jack and the Bean Stalk genetically breeds jumping beans that can be used to jumpstart batteries.