Telepathy Explorer Pillows

'It's the psychic network returning the call you plan to make tomorrow.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

Couple

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Bring your problems to work day.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

Unhappy clown.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."