Telepathy Believer Pillows

'Do you believe in telepathy?' 'That's exactly what I was going to ask you.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"You're solemates!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'I called them, and told them what you were going to do tomorrow! '

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

Psychic Dating Hotline

'Breaking news, this morning the Ravens flew away from the Tower of London...'

The indigo children.

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"Aw, geeze. Forty nine years of bad luck."

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

'Don't look into the mirror above the bed - I don't want seven years bad luck!'