Telepathy Believer Gifts

'Do you believe in telepathy?' 'That's exactly what I was going to ask you.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"You're solemates!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

First Annual Psychic Convention

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'I called them, and told them what you were going to do tomorrow! '

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

The indigo children.

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

'Breaking news, this morning the Ravens flew away from the Tower of London...'

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

"Aw, geeze. Forty nine years of bad luck."

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

Psychic Dating Hotline

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'