Telepathy Gifts

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'

'Do you believe in telepathy?' 'That's exactly what I was going to ask you.'

"It's a message for you from the other side."

First Annual Psychic Convention

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

The indigo children.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'We're through, Zena. I'm tired of your mind games!'

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

Telepathy: The reason cats seldom catch birds on the ground.

'Just write your answers. You'll get the questions after the test.'

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

"Weird! It's like you can read my mind"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

Preserved

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

Psychic Dating Hotline

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

"We only use this table every now and then. Not sure whether that makes it occasional or periodic?"