Telepathy Fan Gifts

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

Telapathy.

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

Telepathy: The reason cats seldom catch birds on the ground.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

First Annual Psychic Convention

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

Psychic Dating Hotline

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

The indigo children.

"It's a message for you from the other side."

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

'We should talk more.'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

"I'll try to find out what makes you tick, what makes you cuckoo."

I'm having trouble with this new phone --- it has more capabilities than I do.

YOL9.

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

'When you care to 'zen' the very best.'

Thank you for calling the after-life...

"You know you can't see her."

'This kookaburra he's talking to-they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

"This is WYOU the station that broadcasts your thoughts live all day long..."

'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'

I'll just check whats going to happen with the traffic, before we head home darling.