Psychedelic Explorer Gifts

Hippy Smoke Rings.

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

"I think that's enough peyote for one day."

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I never liked these corporate retreats until we started microdosing."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Heads up, son. I wouldn't bug Mom until she's had her morning coffee and microdose of psychedelics."

"Where do you buy LSD online?"

'Don't take the brown acid.'

Thoughts

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

X-ray Psychology.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.