Psychedelic Adventurers Gifts

LSD Flashback

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Recalculating route..."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

'What's on the other side?...'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Hippie Edibles Co.

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"I'll be right back."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Bismark Ballet School

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.