Male Psyche Explorer Gifts

"Sometimes a penis is just a penis."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Island of Lost Guys.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Reflection (with bubbles)

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

This is your brain on cartoons