Masculinity Explorer Gifts

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Sipsies?"

"Studly"?

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'In my experience, two types of men order pink squirrels. First, there's the guy who's secure enough about his masculinity that he doesn't care what people think. And then there's the guy like you...'

'I couldn't put it down.'

Feminine Side Shadow

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Island of Lost Guys.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Boys Cooking

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

Gender Symbols

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Four Stages of Boyhood

Crocodile Tie

Bi-Curious George

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Dad What is a transsexual'