Male Experience Explore Gifts

Island of Lost Guys.

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"So, how do you want it?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

"Sipsies?"

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Mind Island

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

'You just grew three inches.'

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

'What's the special?'

"I got in 9 holes this morning!"

"You look so different without your beard!"

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

Bi-Curious George

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"