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Island of Lost Guys.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

"Sipsies?"

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Mind Island

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"You look so different without your beard!"

"I got in 9 holes this morning!"

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

'You just grew three inches.'

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

'What's the special?'

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

Bi-Curious George

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

"You're not seeing anybody, Larry, so how do you know you're still straight?"

Wordplay: Self-seeking.