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'Well someone's gotta talk to the front row about their curry-night bonding sessions.'

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

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'Spot! Stop that or you'll go blind!'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

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"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

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"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

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"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Sean Connery

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."