Bonding Aficionado Pillows

'What goes on in the woods stays in the woods.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"You are still here."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

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"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Love for the family

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

Ian Fleming

Three happy men

"I bet you miss your brother."

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

Sean Connery

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

Inside a trader's brain.