Junior Bond Enthusiast Pillows

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Love for the family

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

Ian Fleming

"I bet you miss your brother."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Three happy men

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

Sean Connery

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!