Bond Aficionado Pillows

Inside a trader's brain.

'Stop referring to our junk bonds as trash bonds.'

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Love for the family

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

Three happy men

"I bet you miss your brother."

Ian Fleming

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

Sean Connery

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."