Bond Devotee Pillows

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

You're the olive in my martini

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

50 Year Celebrations.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

James Bond: Senior Years.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

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"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Love for the family

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

Three happy men

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He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Give Thanks.

Daniel Craig.

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Sean Connery

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Bacon-Kevin Bacon."

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

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