Male Psyche Analyst Gifts

'I couldn't put it down.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Sigmund Freud.

"I'm the bad guy..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Pavlov's Puppy

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Psychobabbling brook.

Agricultural Psychology

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Blok drives by New York City.

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'The Neurosis Pack.'

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Mummy Shrink.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -