Psychoanalysis Enthusiast Gifts

Id, Ego, Superego.

Jacques Lacan

Siggy

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"My mother didn't love me."

A man dreams of a snake

Freud head holding up couch.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"You have multiple personalities. . . however, none of them are even remotely interesting."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Sigmund Freud.

Pavlov's Puppy

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Agricultural Psychology

Psychobabbling brook.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

A Freudian slip...

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Blok drives by New York City.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'