Psychoanalysis Lover Gifts

He claims to be a Freudian, but he's Jung at heart.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Sigmund Freud.

"I'm the bad guy..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Psychobabbling brook.

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Moulting"

Agricultural Psychology

Scurile travels

A Freudian slip...

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'Have you been working out?'