Psychoanalysis Lover Gifts

He claims to be a Freudian, but he's Jung at heart.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Sigmund Freud.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Moulting"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Psychobabbling brook.

Agricultural Psychology

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

A Freudian slip...

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"