Psychoanalysis Follower Gifts

Gangs of New York

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Sigmund Freud.

"I'm the bad guy..."

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Psychobabbling brook.

Agricultural Psychology

A Freudian slip...

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

American Bombs

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Mister Oedipus.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Jacques Lacan

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Brains

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'