Psycho-analysis Enthusiast Gifts

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Sigmund Freud.

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"I'm the bad guy..."

Pavlov's Puppy

Psychobabbling brook.

Agricultural Psychology

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

A Freudian slip...

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Free-Floating Anxiety

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Blok drives by New York City.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...