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'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Sigmund Freud.

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"I'm the bad guy..."

Pavlov's Puppy

Agricultural Psychology

Psychobabbling brook.

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

A Freudian slip...

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Blok drives by New York City.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy