Psychoanalysis Admirer T-Shirts

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Pavlov's Puppy

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Kultural K9's.

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

The wine-shop

Blok drives by New York City.

Free-Floating Anxiety

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Mummy Shrink.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Gangs of New York

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'