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"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"

"But I like living in the past. It's where I grew up."

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

Psychiatrist analysing Sigmund Freud.

Psychologist Birthdays

Pink Freud

Psychologist interrupting a patient trying to tell her people don't let him finish what he's saying.

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?"

Jacques Lacan

Sigmund Freud.

Psychiatrist's couch held up by Freud statue.

'Why that's ridiculous! You have lots of useless years left in you!'

Sigmund Freud

Studying Fire Behavior

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"It's Jung out there, son"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Post-psychoanalysis

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Avoidance Behaviour.

Sigmund Freud.

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The only way you can get a second opinion is to go through fifteen years with another analyst."

"Our collective unconscious is pretty vacant, too."

Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud

"Freudian Slip"

Department of Dream Studies

"Never mind what Dr. Freud says. You just listen to what Dr. Hippleman says."

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

Portrait of Sigmund Freud