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'For futher information see the collected works of Sigmund Fredu, Vol 27, pg 23.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Sigmund Freud.

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"I'm the bad guy..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Psychobabbling brook.

Agricultural Psychology

A Freudian slip...

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Gangs of New York

Don't Take No For an Answer

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

This is your brain on cartoons

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'