Psychoanalysis Peep Gifts

'For futher information see the collected works of Sigmund Fredu, Vol 27, pg 23.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Sigmund Freud.

"I'm the bad guy..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Psychobabbling brook.

Agricultural Psychology

A Freudian slip...

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Id/Ego/Superego.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Gangs of New York

Don't Take No For an Answer

This is your brain on cartoons

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud